You can imagine the excited squeal I let out when I saw this sitting on the side of the road. The house is in such beautiful condition I actually rang on the doorbell to make sure it really was hard rubbish- "Yes, take it" they said, as they peered out the window and watched me stuff it in the boot frantically in case they decided to change their minds.
As much as I am overjoyed and grateful for this discovery, I can't help but be horrified that someone would put this out for trash instead of donating it to goodwill or finding friends who might be interested in it. Please people- give your toys away! It's better for the environment and better for our wallets.
Now, welcome! Come inside and look around.